Become a member of the INS Division 6
Also known as the Men in Black, it is a bureau that licenses, monitors and polices alien activity on planet earth.
Wear a suit
Not only will you look superior, you'll look suave too.
Almost everyone who works in a post office is an alien
Avoid at all costs.
Animals can sense aliens nearby
If you notice strange symptoms with your pet such as agressive behaviour or involuntary urination, an alien or its spacecraft is nearby.
Aliens hate water
It is one of their weaknesses
Don't use a walkie talkie
Aliens can tamper with the frequency
Birds can interfere with overhead spacecrafts
Move south for the winter
Play "Indian Love Call" by Slim Whiteman
It is suggested that this song is an aliens weakness.
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